Your favorite gigs in the streets?

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What did you see? What did you like? What stayed in your memory of the day after the day had passed?
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  • Re: Your favorite gigs in the streets?

    Thu, December 25, 2008 - 10:46 PM
    To start, I'll mention the shopping ladies and their men who carried these precarious towers of gift boxes, looking like they might fall at any moment while the ladies kept their men hurried along! That was great!
  • Re: Your favorite gigs in the streets?

    Fri, December 26, 2008 - 10:27 PM
    I loved impromptu gigging with Bill Sikes--he always knew when we tarts were "trying to avoid him," and instead of out-and-out threatening, did this wonderful bullying cat-and-mouse, but, as an actor, always gave us an out.

    My usual "Ullo, lovey, yer remember me, doncha...OHHHHH, got the trouble'n'strife with you, never saw him before in my life, miss." ALWAYS makes the women giggle. Also, it spread, many more tarts are doing it, and it always gets a larf (if you make sure to pick on an older couple whose body language says "We like each other!"

    The Pickwick Club, always on, always (playing) tipsy, always jolly (particularly when mobbing Bill Sikes the last day!)

    Sir Mulberry Hawk and his cronies, always on, always (playing) sleazy.

    The way everyone would (in a very in-character, Victorian way) go NUTS when the Queen showed up--I think we got across to the customers that This Woman is a Great Big Deal.




    • Re: Your favorite gigs in the streets?

      Sat, December 27, 2008 - 11:03 PM
      The other thing that gets customers smiling that I was doing was welcoming customers *back* to Sal's, followed by a quick "Oh, oi mean welcome to Sal's, never seen you before in my life." With a quick aside to the husband of "She's much better looking than who you were here with last night - good job." Or sometimes to the wife of "He's not as good looking as who you were with last night - I think you can do better." And, at times, "Nope never seen either of you here before - not together, anyway."

      There's also the explaining to customers why the Sal's stage is dark until noon: "They're all sleeping it off backstage. It was a long night of too much gin and too much inappropriately placed mistletoe, you knows how it is."
      • Re: Your favorite gigs in the streets?

        Mon, December 29, 2008 - 6:11 PM
        >There's also the explaining to customers why the Sal's stage is dark until noon:

        That's a great sign of how popular they really are--it takes a good 5, 10 minutes to walk to that end of town in the opening crowds, and could take an hour, easy, to get there if you stop and look at shops and character,so the fact that they were already there means that's WHY they were there.

        But you probably figured that out!
  • Re: Your favorite gigs in the streets?

    Fri, December 26, 2008 - 11:31 PM
    Mine was trying to clean the hem of the Tarts' skirts and negotiating prices with Jeremy. The real question was who was charging and who was getting charged! Ah, the joy of being the only Chinese laundry in London!
    • Re: Your favorite gigs in the streets?

      Sat, December 27, 2008 - 9:47 AM
      How could I forget to mention that! That was brilliant:

      "You pay me, I clean! Good Chinese soap"

      "No, YOU pay, good-time girls!"

      "No, I clean, dir-tee girls, YOU pay!"

      I am rarely speechless, but I stood there with my mouth open as Jeremy negotiated (in the time-honored tradition of "English not his first language? Get LOUDER!") and my hem smelled more like sandalwood.

      Also, attempting to use forks as chopsticks was a good way to get people engaged.
      • Re: Your favorite gigs in the streets?

        Sat, December 27, 2008 - 10:32 AM
        Briliant! Wish I had seen it
        • Re: Your favorite gigs in the streets?

          Sat, December 27, 2008 - 6:17 PM
          Another favorite was Corey (four posts below) came up to me in his Chinese get up and it was the ONE TIME I broke character because he cracked me up soooo fucking much! It was all I could do to not bust out laughing! Dude, you were so funny and so caught me off gaurd, that I couldn't contain it and was snicking right there on the street as you prattled on in pidgeon Chinese. Damn that was funny!
          • Re: Your favorite gigs in the streets?

            Sat, January 3, 2009 - 9:00 AM
            This Corey - He reminded me of the young Jerry Lewis.. with the chinese suit on the prowl, I followed him 'about town for over 1/2 hr. He cracked so many people up.. some did'nt know what to believe or what they were seeing.
            Using the double forks as chopsticks dropped me to the ground in laughter.. Well Done Young Lad
  • Re: Your favorite gigs in the streets?

    Sun, December 28, 2008 - 5:54 PM
    My fave gig this year , came in the form of a non-planned interaction with a total stranger! Last day of fair , I decided to get rid of my freebie tickets - had no family or friend to fob them off on - so I trolled the entrance line. I was asking groups - rather loudly - "Okay, so , who loves Flash Toby Crackit? " ( No response.) "I'm Flash Toby , I might mention. " ( Cheesey smile,doff the hat. ). "Are you sure? Could be worth your while to love me!" ( Uneasy looks from crowd. ) Eventually one woman gives in..."I love Flash Toby Crackit!" , to make sure , I had her repeat it loudly, three more times , then rewarded her with a free ticket...elation! ( Rest of crowd look pissy . )

    Cut to four hours later - inside - I'm with Bill Sikes , Jeremy Wolfe , and Wolfe's two cronies... Jeremy is eyeing a woman standing in line for fish & chips , I follow the gaze - it's the above mentioned woman - Me: "Oh HER. Yeah , shes a bit of alright!" , Jeremy: "Oh yes Flash , like she'd have anything to do with the likes of you!" . Me: " Go ask her , if you've got the courage!" Much to my delight , Jeremy steps up , asks , "Do you know that bloke?" And I kid you not , she replies , "Oh yes , that's Flash Toby , I love him! ". Dead Silence by all , as I laugh my ass off! Thank you mystery patron, you have great comic timing!!
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    Re: Your favorite gigs in the streets?

    Thu, January 1, 2009 - 9:19 PM
    I had a great time conversing with Marley about the state of my accounts. This year I was in the black!

    As for other gigs I absolutely adore watching Miss Havisham with the children and her toy mice. Also, Paul Nathan on the Paddy West stage was brilliant.

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